E-Bay Sucks the big red dick in HELL!!!

Well my friends let me tell you...I have had one really long and dissatisfying experience dealing with these morons at ebay. I bought something off an auction. My mistake was to pay the seller with a cashier's check. Well I did, sent it off and waited for my merchandise. It turns out he's been suspended and is going to send my money back. That was 3 weeks ago. I contacted ebay for support. They give you alot of options. But if you get boned, you just get boned. I have filed a fraud alert against the seller. And I'm in the process of contacting the local authorities of the seller's city. I'm also considering small claims court. As for ebay heed my advice; just don't!